This is an original birthday song written to no particular tune for my fabuloso middle seester. It goes a little something like this:
This is a birthday song,
a happy birthday song.
Although the day is wrong,
A happy birthday song. (Think of this as the chorus)
Hope you had a good one.
Hope that it was great!
With lots and lots of fun-fun
and cake upon your plate.
Chorus.
You are a smashing suster,
you know that you're the best.
Whenever there's a cluster,
you handle it with zest.
Chorus. (Here's where the cadence of the song changes a bit and melds into sweet poetry)
Finally I end this song
and bid you sad adieu.
Thankfully I have no lisp
to change this message true.
For if my speech were so impaired,
twould change the meaning round.
Instead of singing you a birthday wish,
a thong you would have found!
I LOVE YOU CHRISTY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
